October 5, 2008...1:40 pm

Palin Gang-Raped by Comedy Routine – Doesn’t Feel a Thing

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The Age online has reported (via AP, of course) on a development in the Sandra Bernhard Vs. Sarah Palin drama; or lack thereof.

“A women’s shelter today cut headliner comedian Sandra Bernhard from its annual benefit after she said Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin would be gang-raped if she ever visited New York.”

I think The Age was just happy to use the words “gang-rape” in a headline.

Sandra Bernhard – Lips of Steel

Sandra Bernhard – Lips of Steel (Image: Courtesy Drowned Paradise)

It has probably been a while. “Gang-rape” is the Google equivalent of a massive word-score in Scrabble. The word (and story) would never have seen the light of day if we weren’t all trapped in this sub-prime Vice-President crisis: Palin sells.

Sandra Bernhard is a great performer. She does routines. She plays with characters. She is self-deprecating. She is self-reflective.

Bernhard’s opus, Without You I’m Nothing, is worth renting; if you can find it. Bernhard twists dialogue, comedy, and political issues in and out of contemporary pop music. But the film is also a savage critique of her own work and affectations. There are even self-mutilating pot-shots about the whole Madonna ‘lesbians-are-chic’ five-minute moment. [People will remember that Bernhard got badly burned by the whole Lady M/Letterman experience.]

Bernhard’s attack on Palin was light compared to things she has said about others in the past. Her eviscerations of Courtney Love, Mariah Carey and Jodie Foster are legendary.

[As an aside, does anybody else find it amusing that Bernhard was included in the big Vanity Fair "Queens of Comedy" issue recently? Along with Tina Fey.]

In the Palin routine, Bernhard wailed on Palin’s God-swinging: “Don’t touch my old testament you bitch,” she said. The gang-rape line was a throw away.

But if you want another opinion on Bernhard – maybe something more “Fair and Balanced” – watch Fox’s Greg-alogue opinion segment. We thought we’d seen the best of Fox, but we were wrong.

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